Using Medium Made Me an Alpha Male

No, I can’t talk to women; why do you ask?

I am writing this post after seeing off my wife on a date with her boyfriend. And if you’re wondering, of course I took a cold shower and checked my emails before hitting the keyboard (daddy is no noob).

Now as we all know, we Medium members are all about being efficient so let’s get right to the topic!

Joining Medium has completely changed my life. Before the August of 2020, I was miserable, lonely, and a beta male. I’ve been a part of this community for almost 1.5 years now and I can proudly say that though I’m still miserable and lonely, I am now an alpha male.

All thanks to Medium. Here’s how joining Medium changed my life.

BUT WAIT. If you want to become an alpha male like me too, you NEED to become a Medium member using my referral.

I called out my dumbass friends because they’d rather party and ‘take it easy’ instead of completing the tasks on their to-do list.

They, like the betas that they are, would call me after work to come hang out at the bar with them. Little did they know, my day is only beginning after work. I need to work on my side-hustle, after all.

As my lord and saviour Mr. Denning says, time is the biggest asset one can possess. So I make the most of my time right now, so that I can relax with all my friends when I’m a multi-millionaire.

If you want to know the truth, however, I’ve been pretty harsh on my friends, calling them dumbasses and beta. They are a great lot, if you ask me. I really appreciate that they have understood the importance of my grind and have stopped calling me altogether.

Dave even walked by me without acknowledging my presence because he knows he’ll get tempted to invite me if he looked at me straight. He wouldn’t feel nice to be turned down either, and to feel as if he isn’t working as hard…

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